Just for laughs

 

Just for laughs

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Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...

A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to give it to my wife..!!'

Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 

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A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......

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Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?

Son : Don't know 

Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also

Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 

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A cute excuse:

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?

Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..

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Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on

"How to Cook !!! 

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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Did u drink?????

Husband : no!

Wife:  Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!

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